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11:40pm August 30, 2014
denchgang:

never skip leg day

denchgang:

never skip leg day

11:39pm August 30, 2014

mydisneystories:

tell me boy meets world wasn’t brilliant

tell me

11:38pm August 30, 2014
11:37pm August 30, 2014

gracefullikeagazelle:

knives-and-pipes:

upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

image there’s a tool for that

I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

11:33pm August 30, 2014

the-robot-condese:

tiny-little-nebula:

taloa-nashoba:

thatthirstyniggafromclass:

misconceptions about strippers. 

pussy preach more sense than the fuckin government.

I want to break necks when people shade strippers. Let’s see your janky ass get out there and look that cute in 6 inch heels for 8 hours, smiling the entire time, stroking egos, pretending a dude’s breath doesn’t smell like a rotten animal.

Truth.

My sister has a Masters in Education. She got a job at one of the poorest schools in the city, but didn’t make enough money to pay to keep her tiny house heated through the Oregon winter or buy enough food or take her dog to the vet (first person who drops the word rehome gets a kick in the face.) so she quit and the only job she could get because she’s “overqualified” to work at Fred Meyers was at a strip club because she minored in ballet. I think people forget that stripping is like any other job: you have to have some experience.

And all those crumpled one dollar bills? 20% of that goes back into the club because strippers are renting the stages they dance on. Sometimes it’s more.

Despite all of that, my sister makes more money than she ever did because she works 80 hour weeks and literally never takes a day off. She teaches classes to drunk white girls, she does private parties, she does entertainment for conferences and shows. 

When I had to go to the ER last February and got a bill for $800 that I couldn’t pay, my sister sent me money so I wouldn’t be sent to collections. 

My sister is the classiest motherfucker in a pair of six inch heels. Anyone who calls her a dumb slut or a hoe gets their shit wrecked.

that’s the best thing i ever just heard get said

11:32pm August 30, 2014

seaminglycomplex:

This is the best ASL Bucket Challenge I’ve seen so far.

11:31pm August 30, 2014

yagamicum:

A lot can change in less than a year

11:31pm August 30, 2014

jesspinkman:

being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised 

#the optimistic look on pessimism  

11:31pm August 30, 2014

castieltherebel:

conquerorwurm:

computeraidedenrichmentblog:

smokywarfare:

If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.

Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations

Except in the universe where it does

i’m having an aneurysm

11:29pm August 30, 2014

ask-gallows-callibrator:

msrmoony:

If you ever date an asexual person be sure to get the specifics of their asexuality because the level of comfort with physical contact is different for all of us.

YES 
THIS IS SERIOUSLY IMPORTANT 

9:43pm August 30, 2014
8:58pm August 28, 2014

insanity-and-vanity:

Episode 13: Unafraid of the Dark, Cosmos: A SpaceTime Odyssey

This is absolutely mind-blowing to think about.

8:58pm August 28, 2014
7:14pm August 28, 2014

combeferret:

yo but this says so much about rape when a woman would literally rather be around a murderer than a rapist

7:14pm August 28, 2014

kenway-or-the-highway:

[x] Has this been done yet or..?